hi...i'm jessica, a junior in communication design.
I also care about social ecology, and am wishing to use design to convey environmental awareness and to provide ecological solutions.
This is Mr. Brown. I love him! I bought him as a gift for my ex-boyfriend when I was 16, but he frequently abused him by squeezing his brains and throwing him at walls. So I kept him safe from that sadistic human by making sure Mr. Brown was at my side...all the time.
...squeezing out impurities.
...dripping after a bath.
...drying.
Not only does he sleep with me every night, he accompanies me to school, to movies, to dinners, bicycle rides, and even clubbing. In summer 2004, he wandered off in a club and got lost. After I freaked out and had 20 people scramble around looking for him in the dark, my friend found him lying face first on the floor in a pool of spilt vodka. Naughty naughty.
...note the fake zipper that serves as his spinal cord.
Having Mr. Brown travel with me deteriorates his condition. Accumulation of fiber clumps is inevitable...during my A-level exams, I'd groom him for hours with scissors. He loves being treated like a beauty queen.
Mr. Brown has a semi-British accent and speaks in a very low tone. Americans think he sounds like Stewie from Family Guy. He's open-minded, but sensitive regarding intimacy. He has an umbilical cord and a coagulated poo for a tail.
...he's really popular with other animals as well, including Wooby the piglet.
...Mr. Beige is Mr. Brown's cousin. He has a high squeaky voice and lies dormant on a bed in Hong Kong.
...Beige is a lot larger than Brown.
here you can see the proportions : D
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