On a cold day in October of 1993 at Shea Stadium in Flushing Meadows, New York Mets outfielder Bobby Bonilla walked slowly into the stadium's top-secret performance enhancing facility to test out the newest release of steroids, holistic performance enhancers, and horse tranquilizers. After a few hours of testing, Bobby heard a strange flapping noises coming from beyond the froot door. He opened it, and the lab was instantly overrun by a swarm of killer vampire bats from South America. Dripping in steroid juice and muscle cream, Bonilla grabbed his Louisville Slugger and started swingin it mightily in all directions to fend off the attack. After killing each and every one of the flying pests, Bonilla, dripping blood and covered in entrails, dropped his wooden baseball bat and ran off to seek medical attention. With too many questions being asked about Bonilla's strange facial lacerations and increased muscle mass, the Mets organization locked off the top-secret steroid facility and never spoke of it again.
10 years later, in light of the Balco steroid scandal, the facility's doors were unlocked in desperate attempts by General Manager Steve Phillips to destroy the lab and mask any involvement with steroids and tranquilizers. The lab was a mess, covered in a thick layer of gooey paste. All signs of life were gone...except for a strange animal hiding in the shadows. Don't ask how it happened. No one knows, but somehow one of the bat carcasses was brought back to life from the steroid juice and congealed perfectly to Bobby Bonilla's baseball bat. "Batty," the half-bat, half-bat has no problems with 'roid rage and on the contrary is quite friendly. This is attributed to the high level of horse tranquilizer in his blood. Batty is now married with three kids and lives happily in Brooklyn, NY. Bobby Bonilla's whereabouts are unknown.
Previous Work on Batty: BATTY Construction 1 | Batty Construction 2
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